Since we have not seen much activity from our resident Dad joke columnist, I thought I would step into the breach (as John did last week) and provide your wednesday afternoon giggle...
A lovely young lady meets a handsome young man in the bar, they sit and talk for hours. He invites her back to his place for some coffee. She goes with him and again they talk for hours. She begins to think that this could be THE ONE! He is so smart and funny, very handsome and they seem to connect on every level. He leads her to his bedroom. As she enters she is startled by what she sees. One whole wall of the room is taken up with a set of enormous shelves. The shelves are full of soft plush toys (mostly teddy bears). She is amazed by how much effort he appears to have gone to in arranging them. The bottom shelf is full of the smaller sized toys, the middle sized toys all sit in order on the middle shelf and the top shelf is laden with enormous king sized bears. She is touched by this sensitive side of her new man and is impressed by his attention to detail and obvious love of these teddy bears. She leans over a kisses him, he responds warmly and soon they are on his bed kissing passionately. They tear each other's clothes off and begin to make passionate love...
Hours pass and the heat is rising, both are breathless with their desire and things are getting more and more creative and vigourous.
Afterwards as they lie exhausted in each others arms, she softly asks him how it was...
He gently carresses her cheek and smiles, then whispers back...
"you can choose any prize from the middle shelf"
Boom boom
2 comments:
That joke was good.
Bryan is crap.
Is it ever Wednesday where you are?
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