Sunday, October 23, 2005

A study...

In a never-ending quest to learn about the social habits of humans, the SRF is happy to present the findings of a study conducted on the 22nd of October entitled "The effects of Karaoke and Alcohol on Human (and Sub-Human) Behavior" Please enjoy...

The first part of the study shows the effect of other peoples Karaoke on listeners

They seem so normal

But the excitement was too much for some.

Apart from the odd bout of incontinence, the experiment seemed to be going well. However before long, some worrying behaviors started to exhibit in the subjects.


Delusions of talent,


odd sexual behaviors,

cannabalism,


bizzarre courting rituals,


and aggressive posturing.

It didn't stop there. Physical changes began to occur in the subjects...

Including head growths...

and serious facial deformities.

This one got aggressive


And had to be tranquilised.



Once we had the subjects contained in a small room, they settled down to sing some awful, awful Karaoke

This experiment came to a close not long after due to a funding and energy shortage.


The research team has reached the conclusion that Karaoke mixed with alcohol is a highly dangerous cocktail that should only be used in small doses under adult supervision. We do not condone its use in public.

On a personal note, the Author would like to give a shout-out to all his Homies (Word to ya Mother).

8 comments:

Noodle said...

I would like to nominate Matt for a Stephen Roberts Foundation Excellence in Photography Award.... You captured the evening perfectly. I've always been a fan of hard-hitting, gritty journalism. Well done!

Nick said...

The work Matt can do with digital imagery makes it look like i was on the floor singing kareoke! Matt you really should put disclaimers on the photos....

Margs said...

Yes Matt! I can't remember any abuses of alcohol or any bad singing...I remember fun and superstars in the making!

I also recall a certain star(r) frestylin' on the wacka wacka wacka microphone!

Sarah said...

I for one am so glad you were able to capture the essence of the night in pictures, as I wasn't able to attend. I shall use them as evidence to have my secret evil twin committed for the benefit of herself and for society.

GREAT PHOTOS MATTESS!

Jenny said...

Was this study sponsored by an american company? Or was the missing vowel in behaviour an accident?

But it looked like a great night, I'm sorry I missed it! Meanwhile I went to a party here in Paris! Yay, my first Paris party, and I was invited to another next Friday! I will put it on my page this afternoon.

Matt said...

I see Jen you've settled well into the land of snobbery and pedantry.

Matt said...

Richie is from the poor of grammar land

Richard said...

Damn, I hate it when you make a few changes to what you are going to post and end up put not good talking stuff in there result as a.