Because humiliation is a dish best shared
But the hideous features and blood curdling grunts of the stumpy dugong with a camera phone was too much, even for the bridge troll, and she turned her head away, flinching in horror at what she had beheld...
Or she was so drunk she got distracted by her own hair
My hair distracts others. I am distracted by pretty pretty birds. And the sound of ambulances. And gelato!
gelato doesn't make any sound
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But the hideous features and blood curdling grunts of the stumpy dugong with a camera phone was too much, even for the bridge troll, and she turned her head away, flinching in horror at what she had beheld...
Or she was so drunk she got distracted by her own hair
My hair distracts others. I am distracted by pretty pretty birds. And the sound of ambulances. And gelato!
gelato doesn't make any sound
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