The SMH reports...

The scoop of NI's week was that Princess Mary is pregnant - something Woman's Day also tells us, so it must be true - and so is Nicole, hence the wedding, but rest easy, concerned folk - Jessica Simpson is just fat.

Speaking of lard, to the important "Is Reese a fatty?" debate. Woman's Day says she's hot, and NW tries to agree, but its heart really isn't in it. I think it thinks she's not hot. I can almost hear it singing: U-G-L-Y, she ain't got no alibi, she ugly, she ugly. NW put Witherspoon's "cruel" fat taunt in big red capitals on its cover, with an arrow to her bum and a helpful "She's only human!" One inside page says she's added "a few healthy kilos", while another says she's "Making a splash!" As we all know, only tubsters can do that...

Mostly at the gym where there is an endless supply of dog-eared pre-loved Whos, I confess to a bit of a flick through, just to catch up on the latest Paris scandal, smug TomKat shot, yummy SJP mummy sighting etc. Now, I have found that I enjoy reading the SMH commentary on gossip mags far more than the actual thing.