They are even going to update the prices to more reaslistic London prices for the english version. That's enough to depress any adult players.
The Cross over Nerdiness and Punniness
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
New heights of Punniness
In the great desert lived a band of nomads. Their leader, Benny, had risen to his rank due to his magnificent beard. His people believed a man's strength and courage came from his beard. Thus, the man with the biggest beard was their chief.
After leading the band for many years, Benny decided he wanted to shave. He asked the elders for their advice. They were shocked. They reminded him of the ancient warning that the leader who shaved would be turned into earthenware.
Benny scoffed at that, and cut his beard. As the final whisker was cut, a huge dust storm came up. When it cleared, there stood a man-sized clay vessel. The elders knew the legend must be true. "A Benny shaved is a Benny urned."
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John, John, John. What HAVE you done now?
Condolences to Shari, too.
Can't we just let her hold the cash machine?
Wherever these jokes are coming from, it's Dad joke gold. Utterly terrible - I love it!
She might not be happy holding the machine. From banker to ATM maintainance.
Will she get 50 grand to fix it if it goes wrong?
Those jokes are truly terrible.
The monopoly is disturbing. I can't decide if I think it is awful... or kinda cool. Hmm.
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