tenuious segues

Ok the quest for a dad joke and my enjoyment of the topic of spam has lead to this little funny gem bound to be found in any 'dads' video collection. - Ok it's not the best link in to showing this video but did I mention shut up.

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Neophilliacs beware, they have may have found the cause to your curse - the gene responisible for your gadget habit

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And a great new plane - ever wanted to fly like a bird, no not a gentle soar but the flapping of wings now you can - first ornithopter flight

And finally...

Last week Dr. Stephen Hawking asked a question on Yahoo Answers (ask a question and other people answer). "How can the human race survive the next hundred years?" - here are the 15000 answers from people

Ohh... And the dad joke

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area.

Finally one day during a tropical storm, Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten".

As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a flash of lightning hit the water and, lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time went on (as it invariably does...) and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

During the next tropical storm, Justin figured that the same lightning force could change him back into a prawn. Lightning never strikes twice except in stories like these, but while he was thinking of being a prawn, a flash of lightning struck the water next to Justin and, lo and behold, he turned back into prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse). Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal.

"Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's house. As he opened the coral gate, the memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

Christian replied, "No way, man, you'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked."

Justin cried back " No I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed..."

...."I'm a prawn again Christian"........