Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Introducing Lil Whipit and friends

If hot* girls in short skirts and fishnets and names like Bitchy'n'Scratchy, FiFi La Gore, Apollonia Thunderpussy, and Missy Biff sounds like your kind of sport, then let me introduce to you... The Sydney City Assassins Roller Derby League!



After an exhilarating introduction to this most fun and random of sports last Saturday, the Assassins gained a handful of new fans, and Renaezor Blade Batty gained a new favourite sport.

The next bout (that we will actually be in the country for) is Saturday 7th August, which gives you plenty of time to clear your calendars. It will be at the Horden, tix will need to be pre-bought (last Saturday was a complete sell-out) for about $20, and red and black will need to be worn. A reminder call will be made when it is time to buy tickets, but I now consider this to be the official SRF sport of choice (we may even mount a team!**), so you don't want to miss it!

* By hot, I basically mean wearing short skirts and fishnets.
** Extremely unlikely but hey, if the Ladies Auxiliary approves it...

2 comments:

Sarah said...

I was already planning to wear red and white to the SCG that afternoon, so it might work in quite well to shimmy into a bit of extra back and amble over to the Horden afterwards. I assume this sort of sport is an evening thing? Short skirts with fishnets really are for after 8...

Jenny said...

Indeed! Doors open from 5 or so for the first bout, and the main event will start at about 7 pm. That should work perfectly!