Unusual Ebay Feedback.

• POSITIVE: Item shipped quickly, have been having erotic dreams about seller. Thanks
• POSITIVE: Thanks for great Rainbow Brite lunchbox. Should shrunken head be inside?
• NEUTRAL: Excellent communication, but should've poked holes in box before shipping the kitten. Refunded.
• NEGATIVE: Despite indication in listing, I could not fit item into any of my body cavities.
• NEGATIVE: Honda R-Type sticker did not add horsepower as advertised.
• NEUTRAL: Item shipped promptly and in good condition, but I should not have to bid on birthday presents from my parents.
• POSITIVE: I don't really remember what I ordered. But I've been sitting in the box it came in all day, and it's great!
• NEGATIVE: Product didn't work, possibly broken. I woke up this morning and was disappointed to find I still believe in Jesus Christ our Savior. :(
• POSITIVE: Excellent Buyer. A++++++. Thrilled by the quartz movement of the "Rolex". HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.
• NEGATIVE: Should have been clearer that seller only accepts payment in Bhats via Eastern Union Moneygram.
• POSITIVE: Plain brown packaging seemed to fool my wife. Thanks!
• NEGATIVE: The dog won't hunt.
• NEGATIVE: Very nice monkey mascot costume, but it's a size 34, not a 63 as advertised.
• NEGATIVE: Lederhosen not as pink as the picture led me to believe.
• POSITIVE: A+++++. Items are exactly as described. Best case of kalashnikovs I've ever bought. Allah Akbar!
• NEGATIVE: This is clearly the ninth, NOT THE SIXTH, repackaging of Mad Super Special #24.
• POSITIVE: One of the scents mixed in with the packing peanuts remind me of a passionate weekend in Rio... was that you?
• POSITIVE: The way you wrote my zip-code makes me weak in the knees. Such smooth strokes. A+!
• NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair.
• NEGATIVE: Buying this Space 1999 Lunchbox did not fill the void in my empty life for as long as I'd hoped.