A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender,"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 160 LB. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke? The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
"Nah, ......................................................
Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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9 comments:
John, that is filthy.
That truly is!
I think someone should snap-up that hairy 'egg' as their profile picture. Anyone?
Am I the only one that realises that's a testicle?
Thank you for clarifying Matt....
Yes, but is it hard or soft boiled?
the blonde joke is definately better than the duck one. Good work!
Is Matt the only one that thinks no one gets it?
I'm just horrified that no-one else is horrified.
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