Wednesday, December 28, 2005

NunBun STOLEN!!!

You may or (probably) may not know this, but there existed (and may still exist, if the theif wasn't too hungry) a CINNAMON SCROLL said to bear an exact resemblance to Mother Theresa.

Around the world last night, households froze in horror as the news spread from city to city: the fabled NunBun of Nashville, USA, had been STOLEN!

'Nun Bun' stolen from coffeehouse
The Associated PressDec. 26, 2005 07:40 AM
NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) - The Nun Bun is nowhere to be seen.When Bob Bernstein arrived at his coffeehouse to assess the scene of an early Christmas morning break-in, the one thing he noticed missing was the cinnamon bun that bears a striking likeness to Mother Teresa.Bernstein said he believes the culprit is someone angry over the shop displaying the world-famous pastry, which has been preserved with shellac. A jar of money next to the Nun Bun was not stolen.
"They went right for the bun," he said. "Unfortunately I think it's somebody who wanted to take it to destroy it."The Nun Bun gained worldwide attention in 1996 when a customer nearly took a bite of it before recognizing the revered nun in the folds of flaky pastry.The bun was featured on world news programs, "The Late Show" with David Letterman and was even mentioned on episodes of "The Nanny" and "Mad About You."The shop, Bongo Java, sold T-shirts, prayer cards and mugs with the bun's image before Mother Teresa wrote a personal letter to the coffeehouse asking the sales be stopped.


What the Bongo Java cafe of Nashville had to say about the NunBun(tm) before its theft: http://www.bongojava.com/beans.php?content=nunbun

And finally... the bun itself:

4 comments:

Matt said...

Does this mean there's a Nun Bun Gun on the Run?

Margs said...

and is it just one nun bun or has someone got a tonne of nun buns and just flung one nun bun to get people off the scent?

Sarah said...

Be assured, your assonance astounds even the most astute of assessors.

Sarah said...

Arseface.