In my own defence I was in Melbourne, in meetings all day with colleagues that had flown in from all over Australia.
The fact that they put me up at the Hilton and plied me with alcohol shouldn't affect your judgement of me whatsoever!
And no, they are not my pyjamas that I'm wearing!
Now... For the joke!
The Koala and the Little Lizard
A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Faaaaarrrrk dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"
4 comments:
Are they those glasses that you wear to make you look like you're awake when you're really asleep... or passed out?
* (heard it already)
- * (for missing last week)
=0!!!
Better luck next week.
(Too harsh?)
I think that's fair. Bryan has to learn that he has responsibilities... and the joke was rubbish.
True! Lift yer game sonny boy!
It's good to see the peanut gallery is still making a fine contribution though.
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