Shoesday - By Proxy

This week I thought I'd combine shoesday with another well loved institution...

The Dad joke!

I also thought a bit of brevity would be welcome after last weeks heavy going post...

A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes.
"How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.
"Well they feel a bit tight," replies the man.

The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and at the man's feet. "Try pulling the tongue out," the clerk says.

"Well, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth."

heheheheheh...

Then I thought I might combine shoesday with our beloved French connection...

What do you call a French man in sandals?

Phillippe Philopp! hahahahaha

I should stop now..you're probably all dying from laughing so hard and I wouldn't want you to get fired for uncontrollable giggling!