Any suggestions then as to how to deal with the fallout of either: A. Physically abusing a stuck-up, delusional, over opinionated and under intelligent old cow in the workplace or B. Mass destruction in the workplace ? Have you had any experience in the area from which I could learn?
So much fun to be had with them 1) throw highlighters at there head - my staff get that i'm not happy once the highlighter connects 2) Set her stapler in Jelly - Office style 3) start a whisper campagin about her - but given there is only three off you maybe not an option 4) Take her for coffee and let her know how much you admire her bravery turning up to work with her "issues" 5) Move her desk arround when she is not looking - swap her chair with one from the waiting room 6) have a cactus delivered to her with a gift tag saying this reminds me of you - love anon.
I like your use of highlighters there Good. Unfortunately the noxious individual in question hordes all the stationary like a psychotic garden gnome. Like a menopausal psychotic garden gnome.
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do it. Or get a usb missile launcher.
Any suggestions then as to how to deal with the fallout of either:
A. Physically abusing a stuck-up, delusional, over opinionated and under intelligent old cow in the workplace
or
B. Mass destruction in the workplace
?
Have you had any experience in the area from which I could learn?
So much fun to be had with them
1) throw highlighters at there head - my staff get that i'm not happy once the highlighter connects
2) Set her stapler in Jelly - Office style
3) start a whisper campagin about her - but given there is only three off you maybe not an option
4) Take her for coffee and let her know how much you admire her bravery turning up to work with her "issues"
5) Move her desk arround when she is not looking - swap her chair with one from the waiting room
6) have a cactus delivered to her with a gift tag saying this reminds me of you - love anon.
You should really start playing with her mind!
I like your use of highlighters there Good. Unfortunately the noxious individual in question hordes all the stationary like a psychotic garden gnome. Like a menopausal psychotic garden gnome.
Fart alot.
John, you are an artist.
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